Total Medals Earned: 1,007 (From 168 different games.) Total Medal Score: 17,295 Points
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/130 points)
Beat the farm levels.
Beat the urban levels.
Medals Earned: 7/40 (40/445 points)
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small rappers killed
5 Enemy killed
First blood
Mamas called
First win
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
Emo superkicks called
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
Defeat Kevin Bacon
Beat the game in under 100 seconds
Medals Earned: 7/16 (50/390 points)
Level Dark Space Complete
Your first unit died
The soldier reached the full improvement
Destroy 50 enemies
Level hostile space Complete
Destroy 200 enemies
Level wet planet Complete
3 units have survived
4 units have survived
Destroy 400 enemies
Level cold planet Complete
5 units have survived
Destroy 600 enemies
6 units have survived
Level magnetic space Complete
Level hellish planet Complete
Medals Earned: 10/18 (135/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Locate Lemmy!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN